Headline : Chipukeezy Admits to Porn Addiction in His Past

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Hold onto your hats, Kenya! Our very own State House MC, Vincent Mwasia (aka Chipukeezy), is spilling the tea like a shaken up teapot. Apparently, his love life hasn’t always been smooth sailing, and the culprit? Turns out, it wasn’t another woman… but a whole library of them (well, not a library exactly, but you get the picture).

In a recent interview with Dr. Ofweneke (who probably needed a cold shower after this one), Chipukeezy confessed that a little too much “research” online left him a bit… unprepared for the real deal. Imagine going into a maths exam after studying nothing but video game walkthroughs – that’s the kind of awkwardness Chipukeezy is describing. Dates ended faster than a politician’s promise, leaving him feeling like a deflated whoopie cushion – all air, no substance.

But hey, at least his childhood was interesting! We learned that Chipukeezy’s upbringing was like a movie with a confusing plot twist. Wealthy grandpa? Check. Strict parents? Check. Total identity crisis? Double check! No wonder he rebelled harder than a teenager with a bad case of the “I-know-whats-best-for-me’s.” Dude practically begged his mom to ditch school and open a shop instead. Talk about skipping class to become your own boss – a little too literal, Chip!

Now, don’t worry, folks. Chipukeezy seems to have learned his lesson (hopefully after a good dose of rom-coms and some actual relationship advice). Maybe next time he’ll come prepared with some real-life romance skills, instead of relying on his, ahem, “research.” Until then, at least we can all have a good laugh at his expense. Just remember, kids, the internet is a great tool, but for learning about love? Maybe stick to grandma’s advice – or at least some good old-fashioned flirting!

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